pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.

Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!

by Valchy November 27, 2020

max cavalera

an influential metal personality, former vocalist/guitarist of the band Sepultura, he left the band at 1996. Current Vocalist/guitarist of the bands Cavalera Conspiracy and Soulfly.

That's max cavalera from Soulfly!

by kevin_a_fan February 18, 2008

max joint

American slang for the maximum security prison unit.

Yo, you see how homeboy's ass landed in the max joint? They gonna make a punk outta that nigga!!

by Boss February 29, 2004

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

max mayfield

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.

Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!

by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Max George

Max George, from the most flawless band on the planet: The Wanted, is purely just too perfect for words. He is known for his 'Dad jokes' and the fact that is looks alone can make your ovaries go 'BOOM!', then you hear his voice, and you go to heaven.

Max George is so perfect, I'm glad he came.

by TWAREFLAWLESS October 14, 2012