shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

by areola twins June 28, 2008

shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

Shoe Hound

Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.

She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.

by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010

Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.

Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.

by xchibi November 27, 2009

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

Shoe-Wiffer

A person that has uncontrollable indulges in smelling shoe's.

Who would of thought that he was a shoe-wiffer !

by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011