A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.
by Cody Dias June 2, 2015
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It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
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Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
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