dirty 69

when engaged in a 69, the female partner is suddenly disgusted and pukes on the male's penis. she the proceeds to pour liqour or another alcoholic beverage on him. she then shits on his forehead and penis. she then eats it and spits it all out on his penis and sucks it clean.

man 1: man, my girl is a crackhead

man 2: why?

man 1: cuz the bitch gave me a dirty 69

man 2: muthafucka!

by big spanky 187 June 7, 2009

69 rimmer

a 69 rimmer is when you are in the 69 position and you go one step further and both like each others butthole identical to the lacross toss but better sounding and less homosexual sounding.

"hey did you hear the rumors? i heard that karl performed a 69 rimmer on daniel last night and he was so wasted that he thought it was his girlfriend"

by blb44 September 4, 2009

COVID-69

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom

Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude

by Pussyannihilatorcovid-69 March 16, 2020

salad 69

The act of analingus of two partners simulataneously... i.e. instead of going for the odd fellow and/or the old meat curtains, the rusty sherrif's badges are targetted.

Brody: "I wanna eat your butt."
Bruce: "No I wanna eat yours!"
Brody: "Let's salad 69 each other!"
slrrp slrrp slrrp ZWOOORRRNNNT!
hahahahahah

by tim's taint December 8, 2004

69 inches

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by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023

Reverse 69

A sexual act wherein two people place their mouths on each other's mouths. One partner stimulates the other's mouth while the other simultaneously does the same.

So named because it is the opposite of the less common 69.

"Hey dude, did you end up 69ing that chick?"

"No dude, just reverse 69, she was kind of a prude"

by Josh Hug August 1, 2009

somalian 69

performing the 69 position then vomiting because of the stench

last night i did the somalian 69 and puked everywhere

by amandawsucksbigcock January 2, 2011