national booty day

You have to send a booty pic to any one how ask you one

Asker:can I have a booty pic because it’s national booty day

Receiver: of course

by Big d Randy Johnson December 28, 2023

Stretch it to meet the needs of a nation

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.

Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.

by arson.tm January 22, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

April 17th is National Send Nudes Day (NSND for short). On this day, anyone may request nudes from anyone, and they must do it. If you screenshot a nude pic, you are then disqualified from NSND and may no longer request nudes. One common misconception is that NSND is on April 18th.

Dorothy tried to get my nudes by telling me it was National Send Nudes Day on April 18th, but I knew better.

by hugebro17 April 18, 2020

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021