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Autistic retard

You really are a fucking autistic retard
by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024
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Avak retarded

A yeshivish term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial," and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.
*bochur pacing around on a shidduch reference call*

“He’s not toit meshuga.. you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded.. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”
by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024
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Avak Retarded

A slang term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial" and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.
Bochur pacing during a shidduch reference call
“He’s not toit meshuga, you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

In this context, "avak retarded" suggests that a person is not entirely mentally deficient but displays traits that could be seen that way.

He was being avak retarded when he tweeted:

Christmas Robin Hood’s Men

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Being Merry
by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c
I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
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Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh
Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025
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