puple monkey dishwasher 

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

puple monkey dishwasher by jang jub October 3, 2008

Runt Monkey 

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.

Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling

Runt Monkey by pkben March 30, 2009

scorch monkey 

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

scorch monkey by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

spunk monkey 

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

spunk monkey by fag end February 18, 2009

Chopper Monkey 

A Blackhawk Helicopter Crewchief, or any Helicopter Mechanic/Crewchief. Also the Name of the Blackhawk Helicopter Videos Produced by Crewchief Sgt Bruce Adams that began back in 2000.

Look at that Chopper Monkey Climbing up the side of that Blackhawk. He knows how to fix shit.

Chopper Monkey by Rogue1974 April 11, 2009

fret monkey 

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down

"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."

fret monkey by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

Fuck Monkey Butt 

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

Fuck Monkey Butt by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009