Ultra Instinct

A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.

"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.

by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020

Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

Jsp insanity

Hiring the same terrible employee over and over but expecting a better outcome. While simultaneously riding good employees like mules.

Jsp insanity has got us right back where we started... but a little worse.

by 3MM October 14, 2020

Ocho Insano

When you shotgun two cans of OG heart-attack-inducing Four Loko in a row.

Kyle: 'Sup cuck! Let's get Ocho Insano tonight!

Devin: Yeah, no. Definitely not.

Kyle: Why not? You a SIMP!? Ha!

Devin: No, it's because last time you did that you shit your pants and called the police on yourself.

Kyle: Nuh uh...I was wearing shorts.

by KylieCyrus November 17, 2020

Tiger Inside

a. In Islam, the tiger inside yourself is your own tongue
b. In general, the tiger inside yourself means the brave, bold, and fierce spirit inside yourself

a. “Your Tongue Is Your Tiger Inside”
b. “Let the tiger inside you burst into this world more wildly!”

by soomanies November 21, 2020

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021