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Treading in black waters 

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.
After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.
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why cant black people swim 

Idfk but probably because 64% of black children dont know how to swim i think they just dont like swiming
why cant black people swim ?
they just dont like to

Pokemon - Black Version 

A version of the Pokemon game specifically directed to players who are ethnically african. The purpouse of this games creation is to attract african-american people to the world of pokemon, considering the low rate of black pokemon fans (asian being the highest, followed by white/caucasians).
In order to accomplish it's objective, the game uses bad urban grammar with constant usage of hip-hop terms. Most characters of the game are also african, and the towns were switched for suburbian contemporary ghettos. However, the game does not seek to associate american black culture with crime, so there are no references to drugs, crime, rape, among other disfunctional behaviour.
Still, many protest agaisnt the realease of this game, claiming it is essentially racist by relating black culture to ghettos, and for the obvious reason of labeling black people in certain ways, as well as it's porpouse being racist itself.
Nintendo responded by saying: "We do not wish to offend black people in any way, and are aware that their culture is not reduced to what is represented in our game. Our game's feautures and black-urban design were only made to catch most young and teenage african-americans' attention. Plus, we are planning on realeasing a Pokemon White Version, as to not discriminate."
Whatever the view on this game, one cannot it ignore it's inherent controversy.
Rumours also hold that Snoop Dog is the Elite Four leader in this game.
Nigger: Yo I'm a buying dat Pokemon - Black Version, shit's crazee ass!

Educated Black Person: I'm not, since that game is racist and politically correct at the same time. It sickens me.

crunchy black 

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.
Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!
crunchy black by krayz walz February 4, 2008

Basic black girl 

Rhonda and a bunch of her basic black girl friends are getting brunch. Right now they're probably talking about iced coffee or an episode of the Bachelorette.

The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl 

Sadly we all have had one in our school. The wannabe Black chavy white girl or TWBCWG for short are easy to spot. They change their voices to try and sound black and try and act sassy thinking it makes her black.

These girls often have names on instagram or snapchat like “mosthated_kxox, yurfave.x” trying to conceal who they are.

TWBCWG always styles her hair in ways her hair is actually not meant for such as High buns with edges and low slick ponytails with edges and backbrushing her hair to make it look thick.

TWBCWG spends most of her money on McDonald’s , fake nails or getting her acrylics done and eyelashes. False lashes are very important to TWBCWG along with a orange fake tan as if nobody can see it. Slug eyebrows are another key feature of this girl along with a lot of piercings. You are lucky to see TWBCWG without makeup as they look rough without it..... yet they think they’re special.

It’s sad as nobody tells them how silly they look trying to change who they are for social media, thinking it’s cool. Be yourself guys 😔.....
“ she’s defo one of dem The wannabe black chavy white girl bruv. Lookkkkk at the edges and tan 😭.Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️”

- TWBCWG

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince 

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.
Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"