The volumptuous ball of doom

Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant

by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019

Zercon my balls

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles

*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls

by Mr mopper December 26, 2019

jiggling ya balls

Just joking

“Your outfit is ugly”
“Just jiggling ya balls you look fine”

by Ny.. September 9, 2019

brush my balls

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind

You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)

by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018

Yank the ball and chain

To masturbate, the ball refers to the male testicles and chain refers to the actual penis

Man I'm so horny, time to yank the ball and chain

I'm so sore, I spent all day yanking the ball and chain

by LD;) October 10, 2017

old balls club

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating

I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"

by Mel_007 June 9, 2017

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Sexydimma March 3, 2018