Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.

Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

Penis Chopper

It cuts off the tip of a penis.

You want me baby?
NO I HAVE A PENIS CHOPPER!!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021

Penis baby

Tiny penis man

You have a penis baby

by Science_Master April 20, 2021

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017