Cheese

It's just cheese what did you expect

Person 1 : cheddar cheese
Person 2 : you know that's not funny

by Crispy juicy Krabby patty April 22, 2022

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

by roxxy403 March 16, 2024

Cheese and Garlic

The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)

your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold

by biggestpro1 October 26, 2019

Crackaroni & Cheese

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!

Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?

by VervetMonkey August 20, 2023

cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.

P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07

by DrNanite May 20, 2018

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas

“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”

by JWG419 April 4, 2024