A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025
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by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
Get the Spry Friends mug.A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.
There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025
Get the Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. mug.A Sticky Friend is someone you occasionally have coitus with, but still hang out with. Should not be confused with “friends with benefits” which is not nearly as social.
by OmercNeb August 2, 2025
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