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Spry Friends

Gilchy: Please put your spry friends in my orifices.
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
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Smiling friends

OK, it was smiling friends. That was the name of the show.
Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
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Friend of Karl

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.
by THE_AE April 17, 2022
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Gravy Friends

Two or more people who bond other the fine delicacy of gravy. e.g KFC gravy
Darren and Tashia became gravy friends after realising their sharing love for KFC gravy with a 10 for £10
by Quirkywords November 5, 2020
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Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.
Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.
by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019
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Friend

Someone who points a gun at you and doesn’t shoot immediately
Goodbye “Friend”
by Zesteria June 11, 2018
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no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.
Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small
by Raphael5 May 23, 2016
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