Squad time

A time you spend with your squad or friends

"Squad time after school" she said to her group of friends
"For sure" they said back

by anonymous October 24, 2016

stick time

The amount of time a big-rig driver spent driving a big-rig.

He was chosen for the run because he had more stick time than the other three drivers.

by JCA/Bremerton July 15, 2017

gamer time

hes a loser

gamer time :D

by gamer time. August 26, 2021

Tea Time

You already know who it is.......

Tea Time BITCHESS....

by shelicka February 17, 2021

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.

"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013