Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
Get the dick downmug. by HerediaT September 7, 2016
Get the smoke down the housemug. A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.
by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022
Get the Passing down the old tubular!mug. when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).
Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.
Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.
Guy 2: Not good we lost.
Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.
by the one of one September 14, 2025
Get the second downmug. Protect your hangey down thing
by Greg's terms June 7, 2018
Get the Hangey down thingmug. When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
Get the Down the roadmug. by Au$tinTheblamcamper October 30, 2022
Get the smackin her dookies downmug.