Sex Kitten

A sickly kitten going to die soon, which is used for intercourse, so as not to harm a healthy kitten.

"Hey I found a sex kitten on the road. Do you want to come over and try it out?"

by Ghgh55 June 8, 2018

Sex offender

A person who cracks a joke that offends Non-binaries

Me: *Cracks an Offensive joke towards Non-binaries*

Friend: Woah man, You're a Sex offender

by My big black ass June 30, 2017

Sex Sled

1. To "accidently" knock someone over on a ski slope and use them as a sled while getting a boner. Finishing is optional. 2. To ride someone like you were part of the jamaican bobsled team.

Patricia rode Larry down her double black diamond like Larry was a sex sled.

by dl2000 March 11, 2008

Sex Story

You actually thought I was going to post one, didn't you?

(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.

(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.

Bob: "Don't you love reading a nice sex story on Urban Dictionary?"
Joe: "Pervert, they're fake."

by SociopathicDuck January 3, 2019

Sex in a Bucket

A hotel room filled with teenage boys who do drugs, have sex with 20 somethings, and could possibly skateboard. Depends.

Did you see the people in the hotel room next door? It's like sex in a bucket!!!

by eldestberry June 8, 2010

grape sex

An instant where one inserts penis into grape

I just saw grape sex

by goat penis December 27, 2016

stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)

man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009