canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.

I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.

by Seabass391 January 2, 2015

ball bag muncher

Somebody that gargles on a ball bag or many ball bags.

My Ex Girlfriend is a ball bag muncher

by PeachyyNess January 13, 2014

Ball bag Vagina

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.

I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina

by Assassin006 November 20, 2013

trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013

junkie ball juice

Its when you shoot up while getting head and bust your nut down a girls throat.

I just gave that bitch some junkie ball juice.

by shockwaves81 April 28, 2015

rusty ball bearing

A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.

That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing

by Nefurious December 9, 2016