slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 24, 2006

Dis Dick

a funny game where u say somthing that makes no total sence in order to make your victim say....Huh or What or Hmm or even give that face of curiosity....and then after they say one of these words...your respond with....DISS DIKK!!! in order to play U HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT DOESENT MAKE SENCE...SOMETHING JIBERISH...not dat.."do u kno him...who...dis dikk" dat shit is incorrect
this is the proper way to play the game

John: Aye man do uslob manchasld??

Bob: Huh

John: DIS DICK!!!

by LiL KiddO June 1, 2010

Big Dick

A male who is alpha-dog of the pack; the leader; the boss

Obama is the big dick in the United States military. The quarterback is usually the big dick of the football team.

by herestodieingyoung. July 28, 2010

cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

dick milk

The stuff that your sperm is in

damn, that was some yummy dick milk!
Someone got Dick Milk on my peanut butter! Someone got Dick Milk on my chocolate! MMMMMM!

by penis man February 16, 2005

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

troll dick

The penis of a full grown male troll, green in color and lumpy in texture, sweet in taste.

That troll dick was the greenest and tastiest I have ever had.

by Troll Dick October 20, 2006