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wasted fuck

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004
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fuck tart

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.
by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
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pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.
Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!
by BillC July 29, 2006
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Fucking Shit

a)residue found on the penis of a homosexual male after anal intercourse...

b)residue found on the penis of a straight guy after fucking his girl in the asshole.
When Lance was done fucking Bruce in the ass, his dick was covered in fucking shit.

Bradley licked the fucking shit off of Steven's dick after he got fucked up the asshole. Yummo!!!

Charles was grossed out when he pulled his dick out of Stacey's ass and saw it was covered in fucking shit.
by sex fiend 69 December 29, 2007
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Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.
Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.
by Hands August 20, 2003
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Mind Fuck

To remove the eyeball and insert the penis into the ocular cavity and beyond.
I'mma gonna fuck your mind baby! Let's Mind Fuck.
by nsg1076 July 28, 2009
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Plot Fuck

When your reading a book or watching a movie and there's a plot twist, but its so damn epic that "plot twist" just does not cut it.
+ I thought his whole family was dead
- Aren't they?
+No, look. Zero's brother is alive and there twins. And to top it all off this "dead" brother now wants to kill Zero, WTF?
- Oh man, plot twist
+ Plot twist! More like a Plot FUCK!!!
by Vampier Knight 2 May 29, 2009
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