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cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021
mugGet the cum-blimpmug.

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
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don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.
Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
by Zestied December 18, 2023
mugGet the don't bully me I'll cummug.

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril
my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!
by roperdoper November 13, 2021
mugGet the cum bumpmug.

cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
mugGet the cum pigmug.

Cum

One day, I saw some white stuff on my mom and dads bed, grandma said it was cum.
by f u b**** March 28, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

CUM CURTAIN

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 15, 2023
mugGet the CUM CURTAINmug.

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