Penis

Ur boyfriends big dicc

“Oh look he has a big penis like my bf”

by Cookies_8o5 November 22, 2019

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

by The boyos June 27, 2025

Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with

“Emily come here so I can show u my penis”

by Xxernix April 18, 2023

Detachable Penis

the best song ever made

"Detachable Penis"

by hibiji July 27, 2025

Penis

A male genitalia. To pleasure it, it can be sucked or stroked or put into an ass or pussy

Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~

*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.

by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

Penis

Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.

Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.

by Cultyboi November 6, 2019