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Chopped Cheese

When using chopped cheese, you are describing something that is messed up, didn’t go as plan.
by Superchopped184 July 8, 2024
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Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection
This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.
by Dick Gritty July 9, 2024
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Sticky Cheese

When a man who is uncircumcised hasn't taken a shower and cums through their dick cheese.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in so long that I accidentally gave my girlfriend a Sticky Cheese.

Gross, dude!
by David Double D July 10, 2024
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Open Up the Cheese Trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😩😩😩😩😩😎😎😎😎😎🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👍👍👍👍👍👍"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
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open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"
by b1lth July 10, 2024
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cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.
My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.
by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024
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Cheesing

A sexual act in which a man mansutbates for an extended period of time while leaking small amounts of semen which later turns into smegma under the foreskin.
Jon: Bro yesterday i spent the whole day cheesing
Bill: Yeah i can see the huge white spot on your pants you fool
by GayFromTheMachine July 23, 2024
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