by EdAdrianSaba March 23, 2018
Get the Cum-Stirrermug. BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
Get the Bum cummug. A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.
That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.
Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut
Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut
by Whoresihate August 15, 2016
Get the Cum guzzling skank whoremug. you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.
by pussydestroyer12312343 February 27, 2020
Get the sebastien cummingmug. “After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
Get the Cum biscuitmug. Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022
Get the catching cummug. (n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.
I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!
by Frozen Prevert October 6, 2024
Get the Cum dumpmug.