Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

run some cheese

encompasses all the humor

boy #1: Paige, you have to come to the party. Jared wants to run some cheese

Paige: I guess I have to come if it encompasses all the humor

by weberunningcheese June 14, 2018

Wheeze on cheese

A term for wheezing on cheese

wheeze on cheese people

by dbhdoggos June 16, 2018

that’s some cheese

1) To be easy

2) To be ridiculous

Something can be considered cheese when it’s easy or ridiculous

Person 1: bro bet you can’t dunk it.
Person 2: bro that’s some cheese watch

by Ukes&Food June 17, 2018

new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).

john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"

by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018

Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

Toss the cheese

An alternative use for the phrase spill the tea. Usually used when the situation is less serious

Girl: Omg did you here about that new show?
Girl #2: Um no! Toss the cheese, gurl!!

by ButterSideDown September 15, 2018