Jordan is a cheese eating bucktoothfuck
by shruuug March 1, 2019
Get the cheese eating bucktoothfuckmug. Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
Get the Scottish cheesemug. by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025
Get the Cheese&Assmug. How’s it going cheese bags
by English department Ben April 25, 2021
Get the Cheese bagsmug. Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.
I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!
by WigNilly February 27, 2021
Get the Podunk-Cheesemug. 
Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.
Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.
by Diamondblade May 22, 2018
Get the Chilli dog with cheesemug.