Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024

Tareted Retard

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.

That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?

by Gamez_A_Gamin February 7, 2024

Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023

Multi-retard

Someone with too many disabilities to count.

Multi-retard

by CCCracker November 30, 2023

hyperphysical retail

the activity of making a shop more visually appealing and creating interesting experiences for the people who go there

"The hyperphysical retail approach transformed the store into an immersive space, captivating customers with visually stunning displays and engaging experiences." 🛍️✨

by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023