Penis

A big or tiny thing that men have that please non gay women and can shoot out sperm and is hard sometimes

I have a big penis

by Kingybeegy March 21, 2020

penis fart

A gust of wind after cuming

i just had a penis fart

by 69reversemaster October 30, 2021

Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind

Josh: look babe how I can move my penis without touching it, side to side, up and down
Kate: that's some powerful skill babe I wish I could do that

by That one Indian scammer July 7, 2020

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Penis

A very humorous word first used in the 1800s or so. Really funny, say it at parties!

Person 1: Penis.
Person 2: wow that was really funny, it bettered and brightened my day.

by Pseudo-Whodonym March 23, 2021