Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.
by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017
Get the biopolar penis disordermug. Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019
Get the Penis Wipemug. Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
Get the fortified penismug. by Obeth July 10, 2022
Get the Lesbian Penismug. Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023
Get the Nazi Penismug. A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
Get the Penis Fishmug. by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022
Get the Penismug.