Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023
Get the Penismug. by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016
Get the penis flabmug. When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019
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