I feel like death

A phrase most appropriately used following an evening of social antics during which copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It is usually used to inform others that said beverage consumer has a shit-bad hangover.

Mate, you were wankered last night... you look awful

Tell me about it. I feel like death.

by Bottom Face March 30, 2011

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SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.

Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."

by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010

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Pack of What I Am's

A pack of Kool brand cigarettes.

Give me a bottle of bumpy face and a pack of what I am's.

by mick nasty October 17, 2006

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I have a philosophical question

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

by Koios November 3, 2008

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I don't know you

A term used as a greeting, an insult or comeback, a conversation filler (to fill an awkward silence) and a game by adding a word to the sentence. Coined by Cameron, also known as Camen bu in March 2013. Also used as "I don't even know you!," this version is generally when spoken by really white people.

Greeting:
Person 1: Hey Bob, how you been?
Bob: I don't know you!

Insult/Comeback
Person 1: Bob, that was a terrible speech.
Bob: Bro, I don't care what you think, I don't even know you!

Conversation filler (fill an awkward silence)
Person 1: Bob, will you go out with me?
(Awkward Silence)
Bob: I don't know you!

Game
Person 1: Bob, I don't know you!
Bob: I really don't know you!
Person 1: I really don't even know you!
Bob: I really totally don't even know you!
Person 1: You win Bob.

by StoogeKebab June 9, 2013

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