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Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
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Nut

The act of ejaculation which would release endorphins, commonly acted out by males.
It could also be slang for male testicles.
1. I nutted while sleeping, it's about time I hit puberty.
2. Ow! Why did you kick my nuts?
by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022
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Nuts

Nuts are either the ones that are tasty and the ones that are tastier!
The nuts were so juicy and tasty, nuts are so yummy!
by stealshreksballs April 17, 2022
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Nut

Nigga yo ass already know the fuck nut mean, why the fuck you still looking for the term?
Guy1: "Bruh i can't seem to bust a nut."
Guy2: "Maybe i can help you out ;)"
Guy1: "WHAT?"
Guy2: "Sorry what now?"
by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Deez nuts

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"
by poogling July 27, 2021
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Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.
That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!
by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022
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