Urban Dickfinitions

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?
by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020
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urban scout

A scout that group up in the city. Has overwhelming amout of street smarts and social adapting skills.
Man that girl is such a urban scout! She's. got a plan for every situation and can get out of anything.
by Freckled Fox December 25, 2017
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URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 10, 2022
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Urban Tootsie

Man with female assets (tits and ass) who live in urban neighborhoods dresses and lives as a woman.
Damn! That urban tootsie was from the hood?! Man, that gurl got a big booty!
by jrqix August 19, 2017
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Urban Addictionary

Guy 1: What the hell is an iFinger?

Guy 2: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy 3: No need guys, it's when you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Guy 1: Since when did you become an Urban Addictionary?
by Sethlikeswafflez February 05, 2012
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Urban Addictionary

A person whose compulsion is to navigate to the urban dictionary site at every opportunity.
John is such an urban addictionary that he hasn't seen a real dictionary in years.
by Robert and Lisa October 16, 2008
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