paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Penis

Your 2 inch punisher in your pants

i definitely have a HUGE penis im talking GIRTHy HUNKY meatslapper of a penis

by Stonkle September 23, 2021

Penis

Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.

Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 16, 2023

penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022