Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

the brown gems

the brown gems is like the bomb bay, the bronze age, the bronze jade, the bond james and lebron jame

guy: hey have you heard of the brown gems
guy 2: you mean the basketball guy
guy: ya

by the brown gems August 19, 2022

Honolulu hash brown

When one poops and regularly doesn’t wipe ones ass.

“Hey holliens been pooping in the parking again, no sign of toilet paper any where”
——“ oh dudes, he’s probably got a vicious Honolulu hash brown going”

by Killtonian August 11, 2021

brown r y a n

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.

mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n

by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020