post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

nuts

Used to describe a crazy/ insane person.
Also used when someone makes an insane play in a game.

Florian is nuts!
Guys watch out for florian he is completely nuts!

by AMU RABA July 20, 2022

McFROTHY NUT

When your fuckin your girl and nut inside her so deep but don't wanna stop fuckin yet so you keep pounding that pussy with the hot load of jizz inside her..whipping her insides with yo dick until the nut batter turns into a thicker frothy foam like substance that you could almost drink through a straw.. similar to and can be compared to that refreshing frosty beverage you enjoy ordering off the McDonald's menu ..sprinkle in chopped nuts for added flavor ;)

Was fuckin this Mc Nasty the other day and had to give her that Mcfrothy nut ..left the bitch foaming at the lips

by Brittney brittnasty && Jenna J April 30, 2021

Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

Queen Nut

Queen Nut is a radiant queen from Nut-Topia. She commonly uses phrases such as 'live laugh love' 'fishy fun' and 'do my bidding'. Queen Nut and Commander Skrut both rule over Nut-Topia together.

''Queen Nut is doing so amazing lately"

by Queen Nut October 17, 2021

Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.

Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."

by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024

Nuts and butts

A prison term referring to strip searching male inmates

Guards were doing nuts and butts on the way back from the chow hall and found my shank.

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021