go get jumped on 

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

go get jumped on by freakyholic July 23, 2014

Can This Get 500 dislikes?

plz

Hi idiots I am doing a challenge called, "Can This Get 500 dislikes?"

Can This Get 500 dislikes? by NintendoNerd March 1, 2019

Can i get a ride 

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

Can i get a ride by Korn911 April 19, 2005

Can I get a witness 

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

Can I get a witness by Long Johns August 25, 2013

we get letters 

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.

"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."

we get letters by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007

to get addis'ed

to get in trouble becuase you are caught on camera doing someting. The full meaning is for stealing, but the word can be extended to anything else.

"Dude, it sucks, I'm not allowed in that target anymore."
"How come?"
"It ridiculous, the one time i try, of course I had to get addis'ed tring to take a lawn chair."
"Bad-Ass!"

to get addis'ed by mr giraceldi May 18, 2008

y'get me 

Contraction of "Do you get me?". Used rhetorically to confirm agreement. Originated in East London in the early 2000s.

Hooded Youth 1: "Girldembuffting, innit!"
Hooded Youth 2: "Y'get me!"

y'get me by hater4life February 20, 2015