Trump Excusal Syndrome

Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.

The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.

Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."

My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(

by Sodbuster5 May 12, 2020

Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...

Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!

by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019

Peter Griffin Syndrome

A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.

PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.

by PaxVA April 12, 2022

Sauce Girl Syndrome

A person that is obsessed with many different dipping sauces with their meal.

Ava Z had sauce girl syndrome and went to Buffalo Wild Wings and got blue cheese, ranch, honey mustard, and barbecue with her wings

by concrete101 April 12, 2023

Gramp Nut Syndrome

Aka as Gramp Nut Syndrome where the mans gemstones get so saggy they look like grandpa nuts

Guy1: Do you have that GNS thingy?
Guy2: Yeah where it’s like your gemstones or nuts just get really saggy and old lookin?

GNS or Gramp Nut Syndrome is where a mans genitalia is very saggy and old looking

by AMOS @cadecarter80 June 22, 2020

Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

rich husband syndrome

When a woman who has never really done much of anything except marry a rich man feels free to pontificate authoritatively on all sorts of things she knows nothing about.

Carol is such a know-it-all. She's never really worked or accomplished anything except marrying Charlie. It's like she thinks living the lifestyle his financial success permits makes her an expert on everything. She has a bad case of RHS - rich husband syndrome.

by Dr. Zoom October 16, 2017