by Joseph1012 November 30, 2017
Get the naughty kidmug. Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
Get the But I don't threaten kids though!mug. So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
Get the Your Kidsmug. by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
Get the Kid from shrekmug. A zoophile who likes large boobs and sex and bites the shit out of people has no ass and is horny as hell . Is feral and hates dogs even though they have one hates homosexuals
by dabiscrustyass June 14, 2022
Get the Kidmug. Young children aging up to 9 - 10 years old. drawing over "pngs"of cartoon characters for their crappy parodies of their made up horror story.
Ex:
"Did you see what they did to the banana splits over on Sketchers united? They
Butchered them!"
"Yeah, those Png kids got to them."
Ex:
"Did you see what they did to the banana splits over on Sketchers united? They
Butchered them!"
"Yeah, those Png kids got to them."
P: Did you see what they did to the banana splits over on Sketchers united? They
Butchered them!"
D: "Yeah, those Png kids got to them."
Butchered them!"
D: "Yeah, those Png kids got to them."
by Bbqbakedbean47 May 22, 2024
Get the Png Kidsmug. If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
Get the I have granted kids to hellmug.