Friendship System 

Where you have a particular form of greeting with each idividual friend.

These may be anything from a handshake(1), to a sound effect(2), or just a pj(3).

(1)
You: hey!
Friend: hey!
*handshakes*
Bystanders: Oh cool hanshake!

(2)
You: hey! *bthrumms*
Another Friend: *brthumms & and giggles*
Bystanders: Oh ahaha funny sound effects!

(3)
You: ICEE CREEAAM MAANS COMMINGG!
Yet Another Friend: MUMMAY! ICEE CREAMM MAAN!
Bystanders: ?

NOTE: Friendship Systems are associated with egg-uberant people only.

Friendship System by natalie sthoup August 6, 2010

Friendpire 

your stretch of friends around the world. Basically your "Empire" of friends. If you have a few friends on each continent, you have a worldwide Friendpire.

I have friends in Europe, a few in Africa, Asia, and South America. My friendpire spans the globe!!

with a friend in every time zone, the sun never sets on your friendpire!!

Friendpire by bromley1 August 30, 2010

friends digger 

A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.

CB is such a friends digger steal friends from everyone.

friends digger by Julio Mansia October 18, 2010

friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")

A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?

friendly doorman by jakester1234 January 1, 2011

friends 

A group of people you grow up with who have always been backstabbing jerks to each other.

Did you know Chloe talked shit about Alison to her boyfriend?" "It's okay, they're friends.

friends by Light Dark Blue February 24, 2011

Friends 

The plural form of the things you don't have.

Example A: A person that talks to trees.
Example B: That creepy dude that lives at the end of your street.
Example C: That ugly person you see when you look into the mirror.
Getto Example: "Ya ain't got no friends."

Friends by Jack the Rippr May 7, 2011

Friends with benefits 

A mix of friendship and a relationship, with
out the emotional baggage. This can include sex, oral, making out, nudes, etc. Also known as more than friends

Me and that girl? No we aint dating l, we are friends with benefits!

Friends with benefits by AGuy02 December 27, 2017