closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you

(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull

by Carter720 March 12, 2019

Mean grilled cheese

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.

Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye

by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019