Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
by Bernerd November 26, 2021
Get the Northern monkeymug. The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
Get the Mud monkeymug. 
An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
Get the Watering My Monkeymug. somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
Get the patio monkeymug. A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.
by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016
Get the monkey's playhousemug. the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
Get the Monkey Steamermug.