Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

brown the runway

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

Brown Gnarly

When an individual makes a 'Shaka' hand sign while two of any combination of male & female have either one of the pinky or the thumb from the individual doing the 'Shaka' sign inserted into their anus at the same time, the individual doing the 'Shaka' sign then says "Alright, Gnarly' while the two with the two digits in their anus high five each other.

"I threw down a pretty decent Brown Gnarly last night after a threesome with these two birds last night"

"Honestly, there is no way better to finish off a good old Ménage à trois than throwing in an impromptu 'Brown Gnarly' at the death"

by BigPow August 1, 2025

brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015

vera brown

the girl with THE FATTEST ass ever. she is so hot and sexy it makes everyone drop dead at the sight of her. she’s also super talented like ridiculously talented and every bitch wishes they could be her. did i mention her ass is REALLY fat?

“woah, that girl is SUCH a vera brown, look at that ass!!”

by Your on April 4, 2022

Beantown Brown

A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.

Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."

Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"

by Wannabe Urban Girl March 19, 2011

cameron james brown

Cameron James Brown's are the rock in your life. He has been through a lot but has a lot of knowledge, he is very trustworthy and he will always have your back. He is gorgeous and has a lot of romantic gestures.
Stick with this boy he will show you the world.

Cameron James brown is the one to be with

by Ikebrown99 September 28, 2017