by Sjnsnejene November 4, 2021
Get the Deez nuts mug.No nutting during November. There is a break in the calendar on the 12th where berty mcbert berts can nut all they want.
by KaterinaD November 5, 2021
Get the No Nut November mug.by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021
Get the Nut chops mug.Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.
by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021
Get the No nut november mug.The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021
Get the Deez nuts mug.similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021
Get the no nut clarity mug.The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:
-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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