Get your end off

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"

by Jaywant March 2, 2008

walk my leg off

walk a very long distance

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.

by lgmal:mvpag October 30, 2013

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

Sawn Off Shot Cock

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.

“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020

ur jerkin me off

like saying "you gatta be kidding me"

Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off

by betterthanuby2 February 25, 2011

ROCK YOUR FACE OFF

Getting beyond hammered with your friends blasting awesome music

"Hey what are you doing?"
"ROCKIN MY FACE OFF!"
"YEAAA ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!"

by 123454324 August 21, 2011

son of a suck me off

The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.

I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.

by Maverick B. Vogen December 29, 2007