by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

by Bryce Brown Method December 9, 2023

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

by ThePMG July 14, 2024

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch
by Al upinnya March 8, 2024
