penis

you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?

Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?

by Charuzu March 27, 2023

Penis Licker

A person who licks penis. That's it.

"Man, they're such a penis licker."

by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

penis

a lever

a penis is something you pull on back and forth to open the cum doors

by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020

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by Jimmanual March 22, 2023

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020