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Garlic tooth syndrome

A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.
"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."
by sphincter licker August 22, 2009
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Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.
"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.
by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016
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Mary T syndrome

Mary T syndrome is when a girl is so cool, attractive, and down to earth that it causes you to behave in a way that is irrational and extreme.
That man the was caught pleasuring himself on a bus in Memphis must be suffering from Mary T syndrome
by 400lb bench press October 25, 2022
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negro's jealousy syndrome

The hatred of black people see someone in their community succeed,leading them to take consequential actions to bring them down even if it's play in favor of the white supremacists or to the detriment of the black community.
A friend: "Phil SCOTT of the advise show is married to a white woman, let's boycott his channel and exposed him"
Me : "I think you are suffering of the negro's jealousy syndrome. Why don't you boycott the waffle House for beating up black people, the Asian's beauty shop for choking black woman or stop going to Starbucks for calling the cops on black people for SWB? I think you are suffering from the negro's jealousy syndrome..."
by Darkwings1188 October 4, 2018
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arctic wolf syndrome

Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.
Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with Arctic Wolf Syndrome
by timsworld December 6, 2020
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Driver Seat Syndrome

The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.

Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.
Playing a few rounds of Call of Duty:
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"
by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020
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Main character syndrome

“She is suffering the cause of main character syndrome “ she got stage 5 main character syndrome

How can we cure this need help , contact me asap.
My friend asked if we always talk bad about her everytime.
Main character syndrome, always wants to be main character.
by Victorrrrrr March 29, 2022
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