ramp kid: a person in the brisbane scene who hangs around ramp, they are typically annoying, pricks, rapists and drug addicts
by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024
Get the Ramp Kidmug. A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. “Those kids whipping new coupes everyday?”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”
“They are just spaceship kids... their dads bought them those.”
by S S K 69000 October 11, 2019
Get the Spaceship kidsmug. The best people at school, want to be center of spotlight and might have a god complex, they can be very annoying but their humor and everything else makes up for it, they are not only know for doing plays and musicals but also for being dramatic, the best people are drama kids and we easily find each other
by Jesushasleftthechat January 10, 2024
Get the Drama kidmug. He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Kids R' Matched.commug. Green Screen Kids are a naturally occurring phenomenon in the nature of YouTube Shorts. This phenomenon is created when a little kid takes a video on YouTube, and uses the green screen feature, a feature made for reaction, however, the kid will usually just hide themselves in the corner and/or use their finger to block themselves out of view, stealing the video without providing any commentary.
This really should go under fair use copyright restrictions, but is not enforced.
This really should go under fair use copyright restrictions, but is not enforced.
#stopgreenscreenkids
Hey! That Green Screen Kid just stole a video and got more views!
Stop the green screen kids
Hey! That Green Screen Kid just stole a video and got more views!
Stop the green screen kids
by Swarm_ February 11, 2024
Get the Green Screen Kidsmug. A kid who listens to 90s music plays games from the 90s and 2000s and is a complete reverse pedophile loves british adult females. Hates Ageism and is oppose to the idea of Ageism and Adultism. And makes doom wads.
by A fosterpost kid March 24, 2019
Get the Fosterpost kidmug.