Hot piece of paper

A really white guy that's hot as crap.

I can't help looking at Johnny, He's a hot piece of paper. ;)

by I'm a real hot piece of paper February 18, 2018

Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016

Token Hot Chick

In an airport while waiting for your plane to arrive, she's the girl who's an 8, 9, or 10 that you pray is ends up sitting next to you on your flight.

It is an unwritten law in aviation that - much like the a pilot and jet fuel - every plane must have a THC before take off.

John: "Dude, you know the Token Hot Chick that I was telling you about while I was waiting at the gate? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"

Bob: "Make something happen with that THC, bro; if not for me, for the hundreds of thousands of travelers who were stuck sitting next to overweight, smelly, rude, or sick people on their flights today."

by M. Stanley August 11, 2011

Hot Girl Summer

A lame excuse to be a whore while school is out. And honestly all girls do is flirt and screw with guys. Hot boy summer on the other hand is straight up for pick me boys i don’t even care.

Hot Girl summer- a time where girls don’t date for marriage and flirt with guys.

by Lyrac June 4, 2022

Hot Carl

The act of punching/hitting a woman, rendering her unconscious and then taking a dump on her chest.

She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.

by jacklovesold March 3, 2009

american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically

'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.

by James M.A M May 8, 2006

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010